About me
Welp, in the morning, I fuk biches. At night, I fuk biches. It's my own personal cycle I've set for myself. Well, you see, ever since I was 10 years old, my wee wee got real hard when I seen a really busty latino freak girl. And I was thinking, "mannnn, I'd like to pound that pancake all night long! stick mah french toast right up in there". Chu kno wat I'm sayin', hip hoppity diggity dang dawg? It's a man's instinct to look at a heavenlous bottom and gaze at it with eyes of determination. It's the thrill of the hunt, my 200 IQ Rick and Morty friend. So, from that very, very, veeerrry good day, I decided to fuk everything in sight. I start the morning off with a easy fuk, I don't wanna make it too hard for myself, and I gotta keep the best for last. I begin to fuk the hole in my bathroom sink. After time, I got really use to it. You'll soon realize when doing the ol' water hole, that it's actually pretty on par with a woman's snatcher. It's good! Trust me. But after the kitchen sink would come other various holes around the house, anything I can find. The real good part comes in later in the day, where I take a stroll in the park and hump every living thing I can get my hands on. Even when the cops came, I humped them too! I think they liked it a lot. Some how they knew I liked being dominated.... But uhhh yeah, that's basically my life story. Sorry, gotta go back to flopping the pancake at my local Waffle House.
